We're all about that earthy, all-natural vibe—no research chems here, just pure magic from Mother Nature herself! No, we do not use any research chemicals or potentially harmful substances. Our product is made from natural ingredients.

It's as real as the dimensions it unlocks! No scams here—just a journey to unlock minds across time. Yes, this is a real product designed to offer a unique psychedelic experience.

You inhale, reality shifts, and voilà—you're exploring new dimensions. It's like a cosmic ticket without the TSA hassle. The vape works by delivering a concentrated dose of CBD and other natural compounds that induce a psychedelic experience.

Safer than your last relationship, but hey, know your limits and respect the magic. Yes, it is safe when used responsibly. Follow the recommended dosage and know your personal limits.

Long enough to question your existence but short enough to return before your pizza arrives. The experience typically lasts between 15 to 20 minutes.

Only if you think meeting the interdimensional beings is 'too much.' But seriously, follow the recommended dose. Overdosing is unlikely and near impossible. Exceeding it can lead to intense experiences, so use responsibly.

Pure botanical bliss, no mystery chemicals. We left the lab coats to the scientists. The vape contains natural plant extracts and CBD. There are no synthetic or mystery chemicals included. AGAIN! This is 100% NATURAL

Only to the freedom of your mind. Our vape is more enlightening than enslaving. The vape is not physically addictive, but like any experience, moderation is important to avoid over-reliance.

Sure, if you want your spirit guide to know you by name. Moderation is key, space cadet. It can be used daily. Your body will tell you when you've had enough.

Imagine if a unicorn and a rainbow had a baby—yeah, it's that good. The vape has a pleasant, slightly sweet flavor with earthy undertones. This will NOT taste like rubber

In some places, yes. In others, not so much. Check your local laws before you blast off. The legality of this product varies depending on your location. Please check your local laws before purchasing or using.

Just lungs and a sense of adventure. Our vape does the rest. No special equipment is needed other than the vape device, which comes with the product.

Oh, you bet. Prepare for a visual buffet that'll make Netflix look like a slideshow. Yes, you will absolutely experience visual effects or altered perceptions depending on your sensitivity and dosage.

Only if you're piloting a spaceship. Stay grounded until you're back to Earth. No, you should not drive or operate heavy machinery after using this product.

Like a treasure—cool, dark, and out of reach of the unworthy (or children). Store the vape in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and out of reach of children.

Patience, grasshopper. Sometimes the journey takes a minute to start. If not, maybe you're a secret superhero. If you don't feel anything, wait a few minutes or try a slightly higher dose next time. You must inhale with your lungs not cheeks and you must hold it. Your exhaled smoke should be clear NOT white.

If you enjoy playing molecule roulette, sure. But we recommend solo flights. Mixing with other substances is not recommended as it may lead to unpredictable effects.

Less is more, rookie. Start small and let the universe come to you. Start with a small amount, such as one or two puffs, to gauge your tolerance and the effects. Hold the smoke in!

Only if they're testing for awesomeness. Check specifics for your test type. It is unlikely to show up on a standard drug test, but check specifics if you're concerned.

It's not just a vape; it's a portal. Others might give you clouds, we give you galaxies. Finger of God offers a unique, vape made with the highest purity materials that lets us push the potency boundaries. You will not have a lingering cough with our pens.

Sharing is caring, but make sure your friends are ready for the ride of their lives. Yes, you can share it with friends, but make sure they're aware of the effects and ready for the experience.

Because 'Mildly Impressive Vape' just didn't capture the epicness. Prepare to be touched by the divine. The name reflects the intense, almost divine experience the vape provides, aimed at touching the soul.

It’s not a cure, but it might give you a new perspective. For serious issues, consult a professional, not a vape. While it may offer temporary relief or a new perspective, it is not a cure for anxiety or depression. Please consult a healthcare professional for serious conditions.

Faster than you can say 'whoa.' Expect to feel the effects within minutes. Effects typically begin within a few minutes or even seconds of inhalation.

Only if you enjoy being the center of a reality-bending spectacle. Best to keep it private. It's best to use the product in a private setting due to the intensity of its effects.

Most of it, unless you venture too far down the rabbit hole. Some experiences are meant to be fleeting. You will likely remember most of the experience, but some details may fade, especially if the experience was intense.

If you like mixing fireworks and gasoline. Not recommended unless you're a seasoned psychonaut. Combining with alcohol is not recommended as it can intensify effects and lead to unpredictable experiences. Lets not mix low and high vibrations.

Think of it as the VIP lounge of psychedelics—exclusive, mind-blowing, and unforgettable. It's a unique, high-quality psychedelic experience designed to be unlike anything else.

Stay calm, breathe, and remember—this too shall pass. A trusted friend can also be a lifesaver. If you have a bad trip, stay calm, take deep breaths, and remember there are no such things as bad trips only difficult ones. Use your mind to change the trip, it's that powerful!.

Other than a newfound love for kaleidoscopes? Rarely. But everyone's different—know yourself. Side effects are rare but can include temporary changes in perception. Always know your body and limits.

It's like the ultimate backstage pass to the psychedelic experience—extending your journey so you can dive deeper into the cosmos. The Finger of God Extender MAOI is a supplement that inhibits the enzyme monoamine oxidase, allowing you to prolong and intensify the effects of the Finger of God vape.

Think of it as a pre-show ritual—take it about 30 minutes before your main act for the best experience. For optimal results, take one capsule 30 minutes before using the Finger of God vape. This will allow the MAOI to take effect, enhancing and extending your experience.

It's like adding extra fuel to your cosmic journey—expect the extended experience to last a few hours longer than the vape alone. The effects of the MAOI typically last for several hours, prolonging and intensifying the effects of the Finger of God vape by 2-4 hours.

Without the vape, it's like having a map with no destination—it prepares the way but doesn't provide the trip. The MAOI is designed to work in conjunction with the Finger of God vape. On its own, it won't produce psychedelic effects but can enhance certain other substances.

Imagine a delightful treat that opens your mind—these chocolates and gummies are your ticket to a gentle, yet profound psychedelic journey. Our Mushroom Chocolates and Gummies are infused with full-spectrum mushroom extract, offering a balanced and potent experience in a tasty, convenient form.

Think of it as the whole mushroom experience in a bottle—you're getting all the magic, not just the highlights. Full-spectrum mushroom extract includes all the active compounds found in the mushrooms, providing a more holistic and effective experience compared to isolated extracts.

We took the 'ouch' out of your magic—by removing the chitin, the tough stuff that can make your stomach grumble, these treats are easy on your gut. The chitin, a fibrous substance found in mushroom cell walls, has been removed to minimize any potential stomach discomfort, making these chocolates and gummies much easier to digest.

It's like skipping the line at the concert—these treats are designed to get the good vibes flowing quickly. The removal of chitin, combined with our specialized formulation, allows the active compounds to be absorbed more rapidly into the bloodstream, providing quicker onset of effects.

Think of it as magic without the mushroomy aftertaste—most of the earthy flavor is gone, leaving you with just a delicious treat. We've masked the strong mushroom flavor with high-quality chocolate and natural fruit flavors, so the taste is almost completely gone, making it a pleasant experience for your taste buds.

Picture the pinnacle of vaping luxury—our Liquid Diamond Vape Pens offer an ultra-refined experience with unparalleled potency and flavor. These vape pens are crafted from the finest distillate and infused with premium terpenes to deliver a smooth, flavorful hit every time.

It's like crafting a masterpiece—each pen is made from the highest quality distillate, ensuring purity and potency, and blended with the finest terpenes for a perfectly balanced experience. We use state-of-the-art extraction methods to create a distillate that's incredibly pure, then carefully combine it with top-shelf terpenes to enhance both the effects and the flavor profile.

Imagine velvet clouds—our Liquid Diamond Pens deliver the smoothest smoke, free of harshness, making every puff a pleasure. The combination of high-quality distillate and carefully selected terpenes results in an exceptionally smooth smoke that’s easy on the throat and lungs, offering a luxurious vaping experience.

Think of the finest wine—these pens offer a symphony of flavors, carefully crafted to please even the most discerning palate. The use of premium terpenes ensures that each flavor is rich, nuanced, and true to the strain's natural profile, providing a gourmet experience with every puff. We will only offer the highest quality flavors that match real flower flavors. No fake flavors.

Your order will be shipped via USPS Flat Rate, ensuring a reliable and quick delivery. We typically ship orders daily, so you can expect your package to arrive within 2-3 business days. Whether you're in a rush or just eager to start your experience, we've got you covered. We can overnight by request (not worth the $40 fee)

Absolutely! We stand by our service with a guarantee—if your package gets lost or never shows as delivered, we'll replace it for free. Your satisfaction and peace of mind are our top priorities.

No worries! If your package arrives damaged, we'll replace it with no questions asked. We want you to have the perfect experience from start to finish, and that includes ensuring your product arrives in perfect condition.

Because we don't just promise a trip; we deliver a transcendental journey. Welcome to the elite club of cosmic explorers. We strive to make the best quality, no bullshit, no scams, and we dont put up with any nonsense which lets us focus on providing the best customer support possible to those that deserve it..